when I don't feel like using my words

I started a Tumblr! I'm psyched! Less like a blog, more like an e-moleskine ... that I can post to from my phone. Woot! My Tumblr

are what you eat

i cooked some purple cabbage the other night and couldn't help but notice that it matched my outfit.

please

I've been single for what, three weeks now? I'm already dreading it.

Guy walks into bar. Feels need to put hands on me. I give "Get le fuck off" look. He goes. Comes back. While apologizing for touching me, touches me again. Manages to go touch all of my friends soon after.

I get out of the cab in front of my house. Drunk dudes yelling "Hey baby wanna come with us? Baby come with us yeah"

And the worst part is, I'm pretty sure they have the potential to get even douchier in new york. that special kind of brooklyn douchey on top of your traditional, popped collar douchebag. Oi.

I'ma go eat some thin mints and get my hope back.

grillz

i went to target today and bought a toothbrush. this toothbrush tells me it's special because it has this special bristly "Tongue & Cheek Cleaner!" on the back. Isn't a toothbrush already one big tongue and cheek cleaner? Yes. But I bought it anyway.

Katie Opens Acceptance Letter, Breaks Into Hives

Proof: I just opened my acceptance letter from Teachers College at Columbia. Let me just tell you how big a deal this is. Teachers College is the #1 ranked School of Education in the country. For Education Policy, it ranks #4. It was founded 1887 to teach the teachers who teach the poor. Their motto? "Educational equity: a moral imperative for the 21st century." Is there a better place for a girl who wants to change the world through education to figure out a way? Can't imagine. Am now planning to take the gov up on that CCRAA offer.