i had low hopes for the morning until i stumbled across wonkette and found my east coast partner in sass. it's like thesuperficial for things that actually matter.
and this video:
no need to pay attention to anything but cheney. you don't even need to have the sound turned on.
"We are going to have nightmares about this for a week. The Vice President is from a goddamn David Lynch dream sequence." i can't stop laughing.