you know, i spend time on the phone all day with people who spend years trying to navigate through ins. usually, if they are 1) a man, 2) from the middle east, their applications are "in review" forever. i am going to start suggesting to people that they start their own "death to america" campaigns and nuclear enrichment programs and throw out a few kidnapping threats. apparently that gets you a visa in days.
though i must admit, i've kind of had a thing for Ahmadinejad ever since that 60 minutes interview. he's kind of fuzzy and smiley and wears the same jackets as my grandfather. i bet he smells really nice. and he writes long, rambling letters to george bush. he writes letters! it's like kruschev all over again! and then he shrugs off everything and decides, "eh, i think i'll go visit the UN tomorrow." now that's the kind of delusion i like to see in my leaders.
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